my name is Jocelyn. i once read somewhere that my name means "supplanter" although i think i might have actually made that up when i couldn't find out what my name means. as of yesterday, my official title is "Dread Lord Jocelyn, Supreme Commander, Warrior Princess, Roving Pirate Queen, and Survivor of the Australian Outback."

i am 18 years old. i go to the university of alberta in edmonton, canada. CANADA!

the five best things about me are: my sense of humour, my creativity, my intelligence, my sensitivity, and my unique (read "very strange and more than a little frightening") personality. the five worst things about me are: haha! i told you i had a great sense of humour.

i have a fish, mr. mixxx, and a dog, sir toby belch. i have a wonderful family. i also have great friends who i couldn't live without. i own a lot of stuff which doesn't matter too much. i like books (the great gatsby, a prayer for owen meany, one hundred years of solitude, anything by shakespeare, the thirteen clocks, and wuthering heights) and music. i make mixtapes. if you email me i'll send you one!

and because i have a short attention span and these bio things are stupid anyway, that is all.